http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html This blog sucks. Consider yourself warned. Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:02:26 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-834 Sucky Blog » Breakin’ It Down 2: Pantenelectric Boogaloo Fri, 16 Jun 2006 17:48:34 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-834 [...] I’m a movie fan. I really like Star Wars. I even made a feeble attempt to break it down in a previous post. For the most part, though, I am your average summer blockbuster lemming. I go to movies and get wowed by the special effects (”Whoaaaa…them’s la-ZERS!”). Who cares about a plot when they’re blowing s**t up, I say. [...] [...] I’m a movie fan. I really like Star Wars. I even made a feeble attempt to break it down in a previous post. For the most part, though, I am your average summer blockbuster lemming. I go to movies and get wowed by the special effects (”Whoaaaa…them’s la-ZERS!”). Who cares about a plot when they’re blowing s**t up, I say. [...]

]]> http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-342 Jackt Tue, 23 May 2006 15:24:15 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-342 <b>Kevin:</b> Hahaha dude that is the funniest thing I've read all day. It's only 8.30AM but it'll be tough to top that one. ROTFL! Kevin: Hahaha dude that is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. It’s only 8.30AM but it’ll be tough to top that one. ROTFL!

]]> http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-341 Kevin Tue, 23 May 2006 13:58:44 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-341 While it may piss him off, Mace is my Jedi-bitch. Now that's an image... Jedi-bitch. Hmmm. While it may piss him off, Mace is my Jedi-bitch. Now that’s an image… Jedi-bitch. Hmmm.

]]> http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-327 Jackt Tue, 23 May 2006 01:25:28 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-327 <b>Kevin:</b> I know for a fact that saying "Whoa nelly!" will get your head cut off by Samuel L. Jackson aka Mace Windu's purple lightsaber. The last words you will hear before being beheaded are "This party's over! [M****r F****r!]". Kevin: I know for a fact that saying “Whoa nelly!” will get your head cut off by Samuel L. Jackson aka Mace Windu’s purple lightsaber. The last words you will hear before being beheaded are “This party’s over! [M****r F****r!]“.

]]> http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-324 Kevin Tue, 23 May 2006 00:17:15 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-324 Doilies (and anything in a linen drawer) are for Padawans. When you can use the Force, as I can, to fold a perfectly square fitted bedsheet in your linen closet, only then can you be thought of as a true Jedi Master. Those elasticized corners are a pain, but once you master them... woah nelly! Doilies (and anything in a linen drawer) are for Padawans. When you can use the Force, as I can, to fold a perfectly square fitted bedsheet in your linen closet, only then can you be thought of as a true Jedi Master. Those elasticized corners are a pain, but once you master them… woah nelly!

]]> http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-321 Jackt Mon, 22 May 2006 22:08:35 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-321 <b>Kevin:</b> Really? It took me <i>years</i> to learn to fold all the doilies in mine without using my hands! Those darn doilies! No square edges! Kevin: Really? It took me years to learn to fold all the doilies in mine without using my hands! Those darn doilies! No square edges!

]]> http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-319 Kevin Mon, 22 May 2006 22:03:05 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-319 Lucky for me I can already do that! Where do I sign? Lucky for me I can already do that! Where do I sign?

]]> http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-314 Jackt Mon, 22 May 2006 20:12:11 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-314 <b>Kevin:</b> You know, it's a very long and laborious process. You have to be approved by the Jedi council and be able to rearrange your linen drawer using the Force. Kevin: You know, it’s a very long and laborious process. You have to be approved by the Jedi council and be able to rearrange your linen drawer using the Force.

]]> http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-304 Kevin Mon, 22 May 2006 17:24:18 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-304 How do I sign up for these lightsaber lessons? How do I sign up for these lightsaber lessons?

]]> http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html/comment-page-1#comment-274 Jackt Sun, 21 May 2006 17:21:09 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/05/15/brilliculous-movie-ideas.html#comment-274 <b>panthergirl:</b> That's a real life picture of me from when I was five. Can't you tell? :) panthergirl: That’s a real life picture of me from when I was five. Can’t you tell?

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