Oh my gosh! Now I’ve heard it all!

By ABlondeBlogger on 05.19.06 1:38 pm

I would buy one, but I’m holding out for the Brandine (Cletus’ wife) crack-pipe.

By gav on 05.19.06 4:37 pm

OMG, that’s hilarious. The mix of pot with melting plastics must quadruple the loss of brain cells. Prob. feels alright, though.

By Kathie on 05.19.06 5:25 pm

Grafixx could take over production for him and they’d make a fortune, dude!

By stephanie on 05.19.06 7:10 pm

Smart guy! I’ll have to think up something entreprneurial like this soon.

By sj on 05.19.06 7:25 pm

What, no Grandpa Simpson bong? I thought that would be the best one!

By ChickyBabe on 05.19.06 8:58 pm

Let’s make a pregnant Britney Spears bong!

By Enemy of the Republic on 05.19.06 9:21 pm

wow some ppl can do nething out of nething!!

By Sap on 05.19.06 11:04 pm

Well, if I did that sort of thing, I would definitely do that sort of thing with a Bart Simpson bong. I wonder if he lined it in some way to prevent plastic fumes?

By kimananda on 05.20.06 12:51 am

LOL!

Bart does have that stoned look in his eyes, doesn’t he!

By Faltenin on 05.20.06 1:51 am

That’s crazy! But your conclusion must be right: they still had some brain cells left loç

By Devil Mood on 05.20.06 5:32 am

Never underestimate the creativeness of stoners when it comes to making bongs and pipes. I thought I had seen it all but obviously I haven’t. Oh, and I’m not a stoner. Just know quite a few.

By Dagny on 05.20.06 7:34 am

I’m thinking those could be great with the Junior High market. I wonder if he’d be willing to fanchise.

By Stefanie on 05.20.06 12:22 pm

Wow. Twice the Dain Bramage for the price of half!

By Candace is a geek on 05.20.06 8:36 pm

Neato….I would buy one…if i did pot.. I have come across a Homer bottle opener that says – ” *glug* *glug* *glug*….aaaaah….beeer….*burp* “

..and believe me Stoners have enough brain cells to find out infinite ways just to stay stoned!

By Reflextion on 05.21.06 3:18 am

Thanks for your comment. I agree the men’s rules say more about women. It was meant to gine a laugh. Cheers, Merle.

By Merle on 05.21.06 4:00 am

That is hysterical!

By Wendy on 05.21.06 5:23 am

perfect for the kids at christmas.

when me and two of my friends lived in chicago a few years ago we were sleeping on blow up matresses and found that walgreens cheap ass sippy mugs were brilliant for waking up hungover. you just had to focus your mouth on them and get instant hydration – much better than the effort of picking up a glass with your hand and having to sit up

By ams on 05.21.06 5:24 am

That is so so funny, only read today of your blog, butlooking forward to the rest.
Rach

By rachh on 05.21.06 7:49 am

Once again proving that pot kills more brain cells than initially considered.

Thanks for stopping by the Voix blog. It’s a delight to get new commenters, especially ones that display such rampant self-confidence.

By Michele on 05.21.06 9:53 am

ABlondeBlogger: I sure haven’t heard it all- I’m still waiting to hear one involving horses, strategically placed zippers, and suppositories. Then I’ll have hearde it all.

Gav: Yes it’s too bad that there’s more money in selling to pot-smoking college students than to crack whores. Besides, crack whores usually don’t have credit cards. Or internet access.

Kathie: Yeaaahhhhhhh feels greeeeeaaaatttt. *Cough* *Cough* *Fan magazine wildly in air* Sorry gotta go now my cop brother’s at the front door.

Stephanie: Dude, this dude’s not sellin’ out to the man. Grafixx makes a good water pipe tho.

SJ: I’ve got several ideas in the works I’d be happy to share with you. Just order a set of my videos and try to make it to my seminar when I’m in your hometown.

ChickyBabe: I don’t think anyone wants to put their lips around that little flesh-hair flower on the top of his head.

Enemy of the Republic: I don’t want to encourage any more Britney babe gaffes, and suckin’ on Britney’s head may cause her to drop her baby again.

SAP: It’s all about smeking the wood.

Kimananda: Without the fumes it’d be less fun. Bart smokers are all about fun.

Faltenin: That picture was taken after several uses of the Bart Sippy Bong. Prior to that his eyes weren’t so googley.

Devil Mood: Yeah no kidding. And how’d they find the energy to convert all these things to bongs!

Dagny: I knew someone once who carved an apple into a bong. And then he bragged to me that it had an awesome cinammon smell. I never bothered to tell him that fresh apples have no cinammon in them.

Stefanie: Yes, as with all vices, it’s best to get ‘em when they’re young.

Candace: Chat is tery vlever yow hou tid dat.

Reflextion: Stoners lose all brain cells except creative ways to smoke pot, score pot, and score munchies.

Merle: Yes I definitely had a good laugh!

Wendy: Isn’t it?

AMS: Wow that’s even better than an LSD laden binky. Baby stuff is great for incapacitated adults.

Rachh: Thanks!

Michele: Funny how they say only a small fraction of the brain is used, yet pot smokers always seem to burn the part that is actually used.

By Jackt on 05.21.06 10:44 am

entrepreneurship at its best!

bart and pot, what a combo!!

was great to finally meetcha thanks for driving out.. what a surreal day though? virgil, i mean jason was really cool guy… lemme know when you’re out this way again, we’ll do the thai thing next time unless Kelly Hu is coming over this time

By dietchilicheesefries on 05.21.06 12:53 pm

Stoners are such artists. They’re always trying to make regular household crap into bongs. Got an extra toilet brush? A stoner can turn it into a bong! Did you make too much pasta for dinner last night? A stoner can turn your leftover fettucini into a bong! I guess I should have smoked more pot back in the day so I could build nifty things too.

By karla on 05.21.06 12:59 pm

DCCF: Yeah was fun! Next time you’re out in LA or the Valley lemme know! If Kelly Hu is coming over let’s meet at my place. We can have lunch in the hot tub. I have a very strict no clothing policy in my hot tub.

Karla: So true. Apples, coke cans, you name it they can smoke out of it! And even better are the crazy enterprising ones: I know a Stanford grad who borrowed a bunch of lab supplies to build the ultimate giant bong hahaha. Apparently tt was the cleanest high ever!

By Jackt on 05.21.06 4:19 pm

Wow. I’m not even that creative sober.

By justrun on 05.21.06 5:39 pm

Ahh people are just jealous. They all wish they had thought of it first.:)

By Janet on 05.21.06 5:45 pm

Ever hear Dennis Leary’s No Cure for Cancer? “I’m gonna make a bong out of my HEAD!”

By M on 05.21.06 8:03 pm

Didn’t you know its an offence to make people laugh till they pee? You’re under arrest.
That was hilarious!
Fitèna

By Fitèna on 05.21.06 11:27 pm

JustRun: Yeah I think consensus here is that creativity is spurred when you use a Bart Sippy Bong!

Janet: Don’t be coy. We all know this guy’s little Bart enterprise pales in comparison to N.J.-based Janet’s House of 10,000 Bongs.

M: Hahaha yes, I guess in that case the delivery system is the target!

Fitèna: Here is the disclaimer from my lawyers. Please excuse the legalese. SuckyBlog is not responsible for any undergarment soiling, vomiting, or other bodily fluid discharge that may occur as a result of reading, browsing, perusing, reviewing, enjoying, criticizing, hating, debating or smoking SuckyBlog.

By Jackt on 05.22.06 12:40 am

time to put an end to this before it becomes embedded in society. Sorry I mean the Simpsons not bongs

By Steve on 05.22.06 8:43 am

Steve: Hahaha a bit too late I think. DOH!

By Jackt on 05.22.06 9:18 am

lol. I was thinking about the apple when I wrote my first comment. Most enterprising stoners I ever met were these two engineering students I knew in college. They turned one of those big Alhambra bottles into a hookah. Lab equipment, Coke cans, and toilet paper rolls are normal although those are all usually turned into pipes without the water.

I did once turn a Coke can into a bong for some creatively challenged stoner friends. You just need a can, a straw and some tinfoil.

By Dagny on 05.22.06 10:50 am

Dagny: Yes, you are right, the Coke cans are usually used as pipes. The lab equipment though this one guy used was turned into a giant double filter bong thing. I don’t even know how to describe it.

By Jackt on 05.22.06 1:06 pm

Haha! Funny that, but am repeating myself of course!~

Fitèna

By Fitèna on 05.22.06 11:49 pm

Fitèna: That’s ok no problem about repeating, since I don’t have any short term memory so repetition is good for me.

By Jackt on 05.23.06 12:35 am