Pizza Lovers Teleconference

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Pick up handset.

Press “Line 1″.

Dial phone. [doo! dOo! Doo! doO! dOO! DOO! Doo! doO!]

[RING RING!]

Press “Hold”.

Press “Line 2″.

Dial phone. [doo! dOo! Doo! doO! dOO! DOO! Doo! doO!]

[Riiiiing!]

Press “Conference”.

Press “Mute”.

[Riiiiing!] [RING RING!] [Riiiiing!] [RING RING!].

Pizza Hut: [Picks up] Hello! Pizza Hut! Would you like to try our Meat Lover’s Pan Pizza today? [Riiiiing!] Hello?

Domino’s Pizza: [Picks up] Thank you for calling Domino’s! Will this be for delivery or pick-up?

PH: Hello?

DP: Hello?! Yes, delivery or pick-up?

PH: Excuse me? Did you want delivery, or pick-up?

DP: Huh? Who is this?!

PH: This is Pizza Hut! Who is this?!

DP: This is Domino’s Pizza! Do you want to order a pizza or not?!

PH: No I don’t want to order a pizza! This is Pizza Hut! Why would I want to order a pizza?!

DP: Well, why’d you call me then?!

PH: I didn’t call you! You called me!

DP: I didn’t call you! Why the hell would I call you?!

PH: I don’t know why!

DP: Well, don’t call again! [Click!]

PH: Asshole! [Click!]

*sigh* Life was so much more fun before Caller ID.

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Do you think they’d fight it to the death?
Go on, try it… use the “secret” feature (whatever that’s called, where you can hide your number?).

Yep…it’s *67. :)

I heard something like this on Stern. They called one chinese place and placed an order. They asked them to repeat the order and conferenced another chinese place in right as they repeated the order. Good stuff.

Caller ID has removed a lot of the fun from life.

I bow down in awe of your brilliance. I must try.

Damnit, we don’t have a Pizza Hut nearby for me to try this with!

Wow. In a million years I would have never thought of that. Creative.

omg awesome! this made my day.

I would like to do the same with the annoying Malaysian call centre operators who call many times a day trying to get me to switch phone companies.

hahahaha
youa re funny

yo they both sucky pizza!

ROFL. I should try that sometime froma public telephone or my office phone which shows a common number not the extension.

Or better yet use someone else’s phone after the Pizza call you can also watch a friend getting shouted at or even arrested.

You gotta explain to me how this is done! Je veux essayer! lol! My day was starting so unfunny, that you for changing the mood of the day!

Fitèna

Ha ha ha! That’s a damn good one..I’ll push Sj’s idea further, try it from a pay phone in Pizza Hut ot Dominios and you probably would get to WATCH the fun too!!!
Brilliant man!

Mailed this to a friend, she laughed so much she had to use her inhaler.
Legendary!
Rach

You’re such a stirrer! ;)

Hi Jack ~~ Thanks for the birthday wishes
and I am glad that you enjoy jokes etc on my blog. I liked the Pizza post, thanks.
Take care, Merle.

You, my friend, are pure evil…a quality I admire!

And it all started with that damn *69. You couldn’t crank people without them calling you right back. Assholes. Took all the fun out of getting revenge on ex’s.

This is so evil, on so many different levels.

I LOVE it!

I just have to try this!!!

Reminds me of the time my friends called Dominos to ask how many pepperoni slices come on a large pizza. After they were given a range, they claimed they counted and had 3 too many. They then started a calling campaign for the rest of the night to insist that the 3 pepperonis should be returned (in the spirit of justice, of course). After they actually drove over to return the pieces, the Dominos folks had such a good laugh from the whole night, they gave my friends a free pizza.

Well, I thought I had too much time on my hands…but I now realize that I’m not thinking of enough pranks. I may have to start borrowing yours, if you don’t mind.

*LOL!* The battle of the pizza places. For other ways to annoy the heck out of the pizza people, do read my old post 10 ways to annoy

Anne: Celebrity Deathmatch between PH and DP?

ABlondeBlogger: Woulda been easier to remember if it were *69. O wait, that one’s taken.

Tim: Funny thing, I did this prank when I was in Jr. High or High School (just thought it up one day), and then I see it cropping up on a few different shows. I guess sick minds think alike.

Dagny: Let’s lobby for removal of CallerID. Prank calls are a First Amendment right.

Kevin: No brilliance here. Try lunacy.

Bre: Try the Police and the FBI and let us know how it goes. :)

JustRun: Yes it took a bit fewer than a million years to get the timing right, but not by much.

Yoony: OMG thanks!

Gav: Next time ask for their home number so you can disturb them at their home.

Annush: Hahaha youa re too

DCCF: Dude don’t knock the ‘Hut Pan Pizza. I grew up on that stuff. And my ass shows it.

SJ: Yeah I always try real hard to get at least one friend arrested every week. Until I ran out of friends. Now I gotta get thrown in jail to see my old friends again.

Fitèna: Gotta find a phone with a conference call feature. Dial the numbers and let it work its own magic. That’s the good thing about this prank- maximum fun for minimum effort.

Reflextion: OMG that’s a sweet ass idea. Bring camcorders to both locatins and post it on the net in “24″-style split screen.

Rachel: Please note that SuckyBlog is not responsible for any beathing obstruction, clothing stains, vomiting, or any other general discomfort that results from reading SuckyBlog posts. :)

ChickyBabe: I don’t know what “stirrer” means- must be an Australian thing. Maybe it means the same as “pecker”. :)

Merle: Thanks Merle!

Angie: Yes, this is Evil Jackt. Dorky Jackt returns for the next post.

Stefanie: *69 works well if you prank call people from other peoples’ phones.

Stephanie: Yes, and it will guarantee me a home on the seventh level of hell.

Faltenin: Yes! And please record it on audio or video and post it!

Jason Evans: Dude that’s way too much work. The beauty of this thing is to make the pizza dudes do all the comedy work!!! :) Your friends are much too clever for lazy me.

Kimananda: Yes. Less blogging, more pranking makes for a fun day every day.

Fresh Ink: Once when I was in Asia I ordered a pizza and an acquaintance was having a slice when I told him that the pepperoni is made of dog meat. He spat it out on the rest of the pizza. Bastard! (me or him I don’t know).

OMG Jack, you ROCK!!!!! :D That is *delightfully* evil. }:-)

This is great…and I would do it myself if I knew how my friggin phone worked. I’ll just have to pretend I’m Domino’s

Where’s Little Caesars in all of this?:)

Ha ha ha ha!

Classic! Ohh, I love that idea..

Candace: Is there any other kind of evil?!

Russell Allen: If you’re gonna do that you may as well pretend you’re Pizza Hut too. Then sit and wait for the orderlies to show up with your straitjacket. ;)

Janet: Pizza! Pizza! is sucky! sucky!

Therese: Classically demented, perhaps!

Potato, potato… ;)

Very creative. Haha. I’m sure caller ID has also spoiled the plans of many adolescent girls. I can’t imagine having caller ID back when we liked to sit around all night calling boys and hanging up.

Thanks for stopping by my blog!

Therese: Potato, potato. WMD, no WMD.

Hope: So that was you who kept hanging up. My parents would like to have a word with you.

Ha! I love it!

Megan: Yes! And PH and DP love each other even more!

You are evil- but I think that is why I like you.

Eileen: Yes, yes I am. muuahhhahahahhaah.

[...] Those of you who have read about my pizza restaurant prank have probably surmised that I, too, enjoy practical jokes. I have been the instigator or victim of many a prank in my lifetime. But every practical joke that I have pulled or been subject to has been a spur-of-the-moment affair, devised and executed in a few short minutes. Cheap laughs for minimal effort- I’m lazy that way. [...]



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