Oh my god, I’m laughing my ass off right now! Pictionary either totally pisses me off or has me in stitches. I think what makes the difference is if I’m on a team with ANYONE BUT my boyfriend. If he can’t guess it, somehow I’m personally offended. This post was HILARIOUS though! Love the last drawing, especially.

By Liberal Banana on 06.09.06 1:17 pm

I am afraid, very afraid.

By AWE on 06.09.06 1:20 pm

Hey, I knew right away that it was paisley…I clearly came of age, musically and culturally speaking, in the early 80’s. I remember a great pair of pink paisley pants that I loved, and wore everywhere. Despite the fact that they looked like pyjamas.

By kimananda on 06.09.06 1:28 pm

I knew it was paisley too! Although if I had been given that clue I probably would have had no idea how to draw it.

And WHY DIDN’T the second guy just draw a car? Would have made WAY more sense and less frustration.

Hilarious post!

By Hope on 06.09.06 1:34 pm

I can’t imagine what would have been drawn for the clue “rim.”

By Kevin on 06.09.06 1:47 pm

Must not have had any metrosexual guessers in Round 1.

By Annie D. on 06.09.06 1:55 pm

How could someone not know that was paisley? Thank you for the good laugh. I will now go and dry my eyes.

By Dagny on 06.09.06 2:14 pm

very funny, indeed. needed a laugh tonight as have just spent 3 hours in the car with my mum when should be at the pub with my friends.
pictionary brings the retard out in all of us…

By mads on 06.09.06 3:14 pm

Hysterical! I got the paisley - not the head light. Maybe face-bulb? No the car thing was a good idea, whoever suggested that…. But what ARE the words to that Manfred Mann song!???

By Wendy on 06.09.06 5:08 pm

I am happy cos someone thought ‘Invisible Bacteria on Shirt’ was on the card.

I am sad cos I was going to reference Fletch in my next post. Now I’m going to have to change it so I’m not a stinkin plagiarist. But nothin comes close to Fletch…FUCK!!!!

By Russell Allen on 06.09.06 6:02 pm

Oh my gosh, I am dying!!! You drew that penis a little too well!

By ABlondeBlogger on 06.09.06 6:27 pm

Hahaha many a brawl has been started over that stupid game. It’s alright if you can actually DRAW, but for those of us a little challenged in the artistic field, it makes for lots of eye rolling and throwing of pencils!

By Steph on 06.09.06 6:36 pm

*LOL* Now I’m never gonna be able to play Pictionary w/o remembering this. Thanks Jackt!

By Fresh Ink on 06.09.06 7:01 pm

I just stopped by to say howdy and you almost made me pee my pants. I don’t know if it will be safe to visit again if you are going to be so funny. Thanks for the laugh!

By wendy boucher on 06.09.06 7:43 pm

Scattergories with an idiot can be just as frustrating. Hilarious post by the way!

By Rene Merced Jr on 06.09.06 8:02 pm

Why didn’t you just draw a fucking car?

My fondest memory of Pictionary was received hand release under a table from my then sqeeze while trying to explain to a very drunk woman what a goddamn Cosmonaut is, and THAT was a FUCKING HAMMER AND SICKLE and THAT IS A GODDAMN MAN IN A SPACE SUIT.

By Greg on 06.09.06 9:15 pm

Liberal Banana: Yes, board games with couples is always a risky proposition. OFten one of the pair (*ahem* the guy) sleeps in the doghouse after game night at our place.

AWE: Yes, you should be. Very afraid. The horror. the horror.

Kimananda: O those paisley pajama pants are AWESOME. But really, these guys had no excuse for not knowing what paisley is. Who the heck doesn’t know it’s called “paisley”?!

Hope: In the heat of battle, some people can’t think on their, er, feet.

Kevin: I can’t imagine either. But if I could it would involve a tongue and a, er, plate edge.

Annie D.: Yes, I only have one metrosexual friend and he gets angry when we call him a metrosexual.

Dagny: Yes. Be sure to use some paisley print tissue.

Mads: I know what you are saying about Pictionary. They should name it The Create More Embarrassing Memories Game.

Wendy: I dunno the lyrics to that song unfortunately. BUT, I found out that Bruce Springsteen wrote it and recorded it first, but the Manfred Mann cover became much more popular because they kept on repeating the chorus!

Russell Allen: Feel free to Fletcherize my friend. You’d already thought of it before this post, and I’m sure they’re not that similar, since Fletch is FULL of jokes. He ad libbed that whole movie while high on cocaine is what I heard.

ABlondeBlogger: Yes, I’ve longingly admired my own for so many years I know what they look like. I’m narcissistic that way.

Steph: From my experience, it’s all about the guessing and not as much about the drawing. But that’s because I am a GENIUS guesser. Not.

Fresh Ink: Yes you should try drawing the same thing anytime “head” comes up. See what your friends say.

Wendy Boucher: SuckyBlog is not responsible for pant stains, hyperventilating, vomiting, or any other ailment, laugh related or otherwise, while engaged in the reading of SuckyBlog. But besides that, WELCOME!

Rene Merced Jr.: Thanks. I’ve only played Scattergories once or twice I think.

Greg: Dude, I didn’t draw it. If I had drawn it, I would have drawn a bumper, hood ornament, one headlight, then circled the headlight. My teammates would have guessed in 12 to 15 seconds. Yes, I am a professional Pictionary-er (Pictionarier? Pictioneer?).

By Jackt on 06.09.06 11:08 pm

ha ha ha haaaaa…..can’t stop laughing….I really can’t! Your posts never fail to make my day dude.

By Reflextion on 06.09.06 11:34 pm

Oh…so that is HOW a blowjob looks like! You’ve so saved my life! No wonder He laughs funny when I literally blow on his little brother.

By Mei Lin on 06.10.06 3:16 am

Hilarious. I haven’t played Pictionary in years, maybe I’ll drum up a coffee-shop game soon.

By GnightGirl on 06.10.06 5:44 am

LMFAO! OMG you are hysterical. The drawings are priceless.

One correction - Blinded by the Light was written and originally released by Bruuuuce Springsteen

By stephanie on 06.10.06 6:16 am

oops, should’ve read the other comments b4 making my own. i’m old and forgetfull these days

By stephanie on 06.10.06 6:18 am

Why does it look like it’s a man giving a bl*w j*b??

By ChickyBabe on 06.10.06 7:44 am

I was just about to tell you that your blog doesn’t suck when I see that it clearly does, indeed, suck.

Just in more of a literal sense than I realized.

By Penny Karma on 06.10.06 8:26 am

I have this problem when I play with my kids. E’ffing frightening sometimes.

By chantel on 06.10.06 1:00 pm

I also knew the paisley one but not the headlight. That game can be BAD for spouses. Last time we played a friend in the head of the moment said to his wife, “You stupid Bitch” when she for the 3rd time in a row couldn’t guess his drawing attempts. He had to get a ride home from us!

By Jodie on 06.10.06 3:36 pm

Yikes, I meant HEAT of the moment not HEAD of the moment. It was the penis drawings fault. Now, I’M the stupid bitch.

By Jodie on 06.10.06 3:37 pm

LOL - that’s great! I’d love losing if I got to play with those guys!

By shirley on 06.10.06 4:51 pm

LMAO! Who did you play this with? I got both of these right off.

The blowjob…I about choked on my tea laughing so hard.

By Nikki on 06.10.06 6:18 pm

Ah, this post was wrong on so many levels.

By Jamie on 06.10.06 6:31 pm

What about Pictionary the messed up, SNL Jeopardy like edition?

By Janet on 06.10.06 7:54 pm

I think it’s safe to say the guessers were on a completely different wavelength to you. Actually prob different galaxy altogether.
Very funny Jack,

By rachh on 06.11.06 8:09 am

Reflextion: Nice! Laughter is good for the soul. That’s what my soul advisor told me!

Mei Lin: YES that is what it looks like. There are plenty of real life pictures on the internet if you need more detail. Not that I’ve personally seen them…

GNightGirl: Yes you should never go too long without Pictionary.

Stephanie: Blin-ded by the li-ight! I still don’t know the real lyrics to the “wrapped up like a douche” part.

ChickyBabe: SuckyBlog takes no official position on the gay marriage issue. We’ll let smarter men address such things. Like the President of the United States. Who is a C student. But that’s ok, because nepotism is still going strong. What was I talking about again?

Penny Karma: Yes this blog sucks on more levels than one. It is truly talented. At sucking.

Chantel: Your kids draw perveted pics on Pictionary?!

Jodie: Ouch. A man should not be calling his wife that. “Bitch” is so passee. Now it’s “bi-atch”.

Shirley: Yeah playing with my friends is not usually productive but always annoying.

Nikki: This was with some friends who shall remain nameless. No pointing in shaming them again in public.

Jamie: If loving this is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. Isn’t that some famous expression?

Janet: Yeah that would be a better title.

Rachh: I didn’t actually draw and guess in all of these. They were clearly not plugged in to each other!

By Jackt on 06.11.06 2:09 pm

I’m concerned that the penis has been drawn much better than the light.

By gav on 06.11.06 7:15 pm

I laughed so hard at this post. The guy looks pretty happy about giving that headlight.

I have totally non-interview-like Qs for you up at my blog. }:-)

By Candace is a Geek on 06.11.06 8:44 pm

I don’t know what you were talking about, but the guy in the pic sure looks he’s going to take a bite out of it! If I were a man, I’d say “ouch”!

By ChickyBabe on 06.11.06 10:06 pm

Gav: O yes. My drawing skills are skewed as such. Have you seen comic books in the past 10 years? They are certainly not drawn for kids!

Candace is a Geek: Never said it is a man!!!

ChickyBabe: Never said it was a man! But I can see you how it may look that way. But either way, yes, OUCH! Unless you’re masochistic. In which case you’d say “ooooohhhhh oohh oh ohoh.”

By Jackt on 06.12.06 12:38 am

Ha ha ha ha!

“Head light”! I have tears. They are streaming down my face.

I am so playing this game with my roommates at next opportunity.

By Thérèse on 06.12.06 7:31 am

Thérèse: Please don’t cry. I mean, I know this blog is sucky, hence the title, but it’s not worth crying over.

By Jackt on 06.12.06 8:04 am

I had paisley. God I feel old.

By anne on 06.12.06 8:38 am

Jackt, the actual lyrics are “revved up like a duece, you know, the runner in the night”.

Also, it’s not really a mistake if someone notes the cover artist over the original artist, is it? Especially since no one cares about the Bruce Springsteen version.

By Rene Merced Jr on 06.12.06 10:27 am

Is it bad that I didn’t get “headlight” until I saw the oral sex?

I got the paisley right away though… because I’m shallow like that.

By Bre on 06.12.06 11:12 am

Anne: Yes, I think kids think it’s a garnish or something.

Rene Merced, Jr.: Yeah, I decided to cite the artist that made the song famous, not the original writer/performer. It’s all about accessible reading!

Bre: I dunno- that headlight thing was pretty clear I thought! But maybe not!!!

By Jackt on 06.12.06 11:41 am

Totally had paisley… hehehhee- this has inspired a pictionary event… coming to a living room near you

By Jenn on 06.13.06 9:55 am

Jenn: Nice! Always great to play Pictionary with friends. Even if it leads to big fights for a day or two haha.

By Jackt on 06.13.06 1:07 pm

hahahaha!

you’re right. your blog does suck.

i’ll be back tomorrow.

By Catherine on 06.17.06 9:06 am

Catherine: Yes…I’ve put up disclaimers everywhere and yet people still read! It’s downright masochistic!

By Jackt on 06.17.06 9:13 am