Comments on: Asphincter Says What? http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html This blog sucks. Consider yourself warned. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:22:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Jackt http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-809 Jackt Wed, 14 Jun 2006 19:17:47 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-809 <b>Fresh Ink:</b> Yes. Make sure you clarify whether that's $800 US or $800 Sing!!! <b>AMS:</b> Three nurses...I can only imagine the stories. <b>XXX:</b> Dude!!! Are you, like, that extreme sports hero-turned-secret agent?! That's awesome!!!! ;) Fresh Ink: Yes. Make sure you clarify whether that’s $800 US or $800 Sing!!!

AMS: Three nurses…I can only imagine the stories.

XXX: Dude!!! Are you, like, that extreme sports hero-turned-secret agent?! That’s awesome!!!! ;)

]]> By: xxx http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-808 xxx Wed, 14 Jun 2006 18:55:20 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-808 Those who study physics become physicists not physicians...it's a good thing you don't have a medical degree or we'd all be getting colonoscopies instead of throat exams. Those who study physics become physicists not physicians…it’s a good thing you don’t have a medical degree or we’d all be getting colonoscopies instead of throat exams.

]]> By: ams http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-807 ams Wed, 14 Jun 2006 15:57:39 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-807 I'd believe it. I live with three nurses. The maternity ward stories are the worst - better than any contraception. I’d believe it. I live with three nurses. The maternity ward stories are the worst - better than any contraception.

]]> By: Fresh Ink http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-806 Fresh Ink Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:41:05 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-806 *LOL* Oh good ending...will definitely put tat in the next time I use this joke. Thanks! ;-) *LOL* Oh good ending…will definitely put tat in the next time I use this joke. Thanks! ;-)

]]> By: Jackt http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-805 Jackt Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:25:19 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-805 <b>Bre:</b> Yeah it's sadistic. But Karen Little (see her comment above) <i>totally</i> out-grossed me!!! <b>Steph:</b> Yes. When all else fails, throw up a post about shity arses. Bre: Yeah it’s sadistic. But Karen Little (see her comment above) totally out-grossed me!!!

Steph: Yes. When all else fails, throw up a post about shity arses.

]]> By: Steph http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-804 Steph Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:00:40 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-804 Nothing like a shity arse post to keep the hordes amused :P Nothing like a shity arse post to keep the hordes amused :P

]]> By: Bre http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-803 Bre Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:15:57 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-803 Ew. Just... Ew. I grew up with medical type people who like to swap war stories... there's just something alluring about out-grossing someone! Ew. Just… Ew. I grew up with medical type people who like to swap war stories… there’s just something alluring about out-grossing someone!

]]> By: Jackt http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-802 Jackt Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:57:04 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-802 <b>Gav:</b> Up yours too!!! :) <b>Darling Nikki:</b> Yes you are 100% correct. There are only three sure things in life- death, taxes, and funny ass jokes. <b>Janet:</b> I <i>have</i> a Dummies for Super Dummies Named Jack book!!! They published it just for me. It's only one page though. It says "Just give up and hang yourself now." Yours would be much more extensive, as you are smarter. <b>Jamie:</b> More like kinda funny but definitely gross! :) <b>Fresh Ink:</b> You missed the extra line in the 2000 A.D. one: "That'll be $800 for the root." <b>Reflextion:</b> Hahaha that's really funny...the combination of Ew and Ha. I can't study motion- I get motion sickness. <b>ChickyBabe:</b> Yes. That applies to both of us. But yours has to do with avoiding unpleasant experiences. Mine has to do with incompetence. :) <b>Neil:</b> I know, sphincter jokes do that to people. <b>Fitèna:</b> Yes the upcoming posts got deleted so I am starting over. Which is fine since I have a limitless reservoir of sphincter jokes, apparently. <b>MLin:</b> Please don't puke while having dinner. Unless you like eating arugula salad with a cream of vomit dressing. ;) <b>SJ:</b> Yes, these are stories I've heard, not experienced. I don't need a doctor to stick a finger up my ass. I have plastic toys for that. :) <b>Doc-T:</b> One day I am going to steal your use of SMURF. And I guarantee it will get added to Webster's Dictionary as well. I am glad you helped the nurse figure out how to turn on the razor. Hahaha. :) <b>Liberal Banana:</b> Nothing to it, having something stuck up your ass that is. If Katie Couric can do it, so can you. <b>AWE:</b> Yes, right up the tuchus. <b>Heather B.:</b> Unfortunately sucky blog cannot be responsible for keyboards damaged by half chewed cereal and milk. :) <b>Mads:</b> Hahaha supper is ALWAYS necessary, btw. And you should take the sphincter clinic job. Think of all the ass jokes you will have from that one job. <b>Megan:</b> Vay. <b>Jamie:</b> Yes, I love that last one. When my friend told it to me (he was the doctor) I laughed for about 20 minutes. Gav: Up yours too!!! :)

Darling Nikki: Yes you are 100% correct. There are only three sure things in life- death, taxes, and funny ass jokes.

Janet: I have a Dummies for Super Dummies Named Jack book!!! They published it just for me. It’s only one page though. It says “Just give up and hang yourself now.” Yours would be much more extensive, as you are smarter.

Jamie: More like kinda funny but definitely gross! :)

Fresh Ink: You missed the extra line in the 2000 A.D. one: “That’ll be $800 for the root.”

Reflextion: Hahaha that’s really funny…the combination of Ew and Ha. I can’t study motion- I get motion sickness.

ChickyBabe: Yes. That applies to both of us. But yours has to do with avoiding unpleasant experiences. Mine has to do with incompetence. :)

Neil: I know, sphincter jokes do that to people.

Fitèna: Yes the upcoming posts got deleted so I am starting over. Which is fine since I have a limitless reservoir of sphincter jokes, apparently.

MLin: Please don’t puke while having dinner. Unless you like eating arugula salad with a cream of vomit dressing. ;)

SJ: Yes, these are stories I’ve heard, not experienced. I don’t need a doctor to stick a finger up my ass. I have plastic toys for that. :)

Doc-T: One day I am going to steal your use of SMURF. And I guarantee it will get added to Webster’s Dictionary as well. I am glad you helped the nurse figure out how to turn on the razor. Hahaha. :)

Liberal Banana: Nothing to it, having something stuck up your ass that is. If Katie Couric can do it, so can you.

AWE: Yes, right up the tuchus.

Heather B.: Unfortunately sucky blog cannot be responsible for keyboards damaged by half chewed cereal and milk. :)

Mads: Hahaha supper is ALWAYS necessary, btw. And you should take the sphincter clinic job. Think of all the ass jokes you will have from that one job.

Megan: Vay.

Jamie: Yes, I love that last one. When my friend told it to me (he was the doctor) I laughed for about 20 minutes.

]]> By: Jamie http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-801 Jamie Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:38:23 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-801 Oh.laughing.too.hard. Hurts. Must.stop. PS - the last one was the best. Oh.laughing.too.hard.
Hurts.
Must.stop.

PS - the last one was the best.

]]> By: Megan http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-800 Megan Wed, 14 Jun 2006 00:32:08 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/12/asphincter-says-what.html#comment-800 Oy. That's all I can say. Oy. That’s all I can say.

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