Second, I just have to say, in defense of all men who consistently miss and splash – innocently or intentionally – that there is a device out there that just might help – the female urinal cup found at Burning Man. It’s a canoe shape cup with an opening that’s attached to a long tube. And every year the good people of Burning Man hand these out for all the women who don’t feel like supporting themselves in the porta potty with both hands pushed against the walls, squatting over the toilet while looking down to make sure her clothes and ass don’t touch the poop-n-pee stained seat. Yeah, you ladies know what I’m talking about. So gents, you may need to travel to Black Rock City for one of these handy vaginal urine dispensers, but hey, it just might be worth the $1000 week long trip to BM so Mr. Sucky Blog here doesn’t post YOUR picture, labeled: THIS GUY IS A PEE SPLASHER – BEWARE!

Third, now that you’re on hiatus, Mr. Sucky, I have all this free time to catch up on the rest of your posts. So don’t come back too soon, ’cause I’m a slow reader.

(I think this is the longest comment I’ve ever written.)

Annush: Yeah I’ve been hearing about that through all these comments… didn’t know that so much hovering was going on!

Thérèse: I guess grossness affects people of all genders.

Jeut: Yuck. I hate pub restrooms.

Jodie: Some of us more comfortably than others, I’m afraid to say.