Comments on: Splish Splash http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html This blog sucks. Consider yourself warned. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:59:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Catherine http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1276 Catherine Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:20:30 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1276 First off, it looks like you've got some pissy readers. This lovely, refreshing like lemonade and highly descriptive post about pee has 4 more comments than the post about your sucky break. :) Second, I just have to say, in defense of all men who consistently miss and splash - innocently or intentionally - that there is a device out there that just might help - the female urinal cup found at <a href="http://www.burningman.com" rel="nofollow">Burning Man</a>. It's a canoe shape cup with an opening that's attached to a long tube. And every year the good people of Burning Man hand these out for all the women who don't feel like supporting themselves in the porta potty with both hands pushed against the walls, squatting over the toilet while looking down to make sure her clothes and ass don't touch the poop-n-pee stained seat. Yeah, you ladies know what I'm talking about. So gents, you may need to travel to Black Rock City for one of these handy vaginal urine dispensers, but hey, it just might be worth the $1000 week long trip to BM so Mr. Sucky Blog here doesn't post YOUR picture, labeled: THIS GUY IS A PEE SPLASHER - <b><i>BEWARE</b></i>! Third, now that you're on hiatus, Mr. Sucky, I have all this free time to catch up on the rest of your posts. So don't come back too soon, 'cause I'm a slow reader. (I think this is the longest comment I've ever written.) First off, it looks like you’ve got some pissy readers. This lovely, refreshing like lemonade and highly descriptive post about pee has 4 more comments than the post about your sucky break.

:)

Second, I just have to say, in defense of all men who consistently miss and splash - innocently or intentionally - that there is a device out there that just might help - the female urinal cup found at Burning Man. It’s a canoe shape cup with an opening that’s attached to a long tube. And every year the good people of Burning Man hand these out for all the women who don’t feel like supporting themselves in the porta potty with both hands pushed against the walls, squatting over the toilet while looking down to make sure her clothes and ass don’t touch the poop-n-pee stained seat. Yeah, you ladies know what I’m talking about. So gents, you may need to travel to Black Rock City for one of these handy vaginal urine dispensers, but hey, it just might be worth the $1000 week long trip to BM so Mr. Sucky Blog here doesn’t post YOUR picture, labeled: THIS GUY IS A PEE SPLASHER - BEWARE!

Third, now that you’re on hiatus, Mr. Sucky, I have all this free time to catch up on the rest of your posts. So don’t come back too soon, ’cause I’m a slow reader.

(I think this is the longest comment I’ve ever written.)

]]> By: Jackt http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1075 Jackt Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:08:39 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1075 <b>Mocha:</b> Hahaha yes you can join the X-Men with your special power! :) <b>Annush:</b> Yeah I've been hearing about that through all these comments... didn't know that so much hovering was going on! <b>Thérèse:</b> I guess grossness affects people of all genders. <b>Jeut:</b> Yuck. I hate pub restrooms. Mocha: Hahaha yes you can join the X-Men with your special power! :)

Annush: Yeah I’ve been hearing about that through all these comments… didn’t know that so much hovering was going on!

Thérèse: I guess grossness affects people of all genders.

Jeut: Yuck. I hate pub restrooms.

]]> By: jeut http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1074 jeut Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:21:45 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1074 Don't forget when you're in a drunken pub, and you head to the urnial, only to find the entire floor wet - with the exception of two footprint dry patches where the last innebriated patron was standing. Ergh. Don’t forget when you’re in a drunken pub, and you head to the urnial, only to find the entire floor wet - with the exception of two footprint dry patches where the last innebriated patron was standing. Ergh.

]]> By: Thérèse http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1073 Thérèse Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:14:41 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1073 Despite <a href="http://shoeism.blogspot.com/2004/08/public-toilets.html" rel="nofollow">this</a>. Despite this.

]]> By: Thérèse http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1072 Thérèse Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:13:30 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1072 Suddenly very glad to be a woman. Very, very glad. Suddenly very glad to be a woman. Very, very glad.

]]> By: annush http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1071 annush Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:23:49 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1071 hahahaha... i should write a post on what it feels like for a girl to have to pee in a public bathroom... hahahaha…
i should write a post on what it feels like for a girl to have to pee in a public bathroom…

]]> By: Mocha http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1070 Mocha Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:13:46 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1070 I can die now knowing this information. Once, on a dare, I peed in the urinal. Who knew I had inhuman hoo-ha control? Wow. Learn something new every day... I can die now knowing this information. Once, on a dare, I peed in the urinal. Who knew I had inhuman hoo-ha control? Wow. Learn something new every day…

]]> By: Jackt http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1065 Jackt Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:17:28 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1065 <b>Candace is a Geek:</b> I was thinking about that hovering problem myself, but apparently lots of women can hover and pee based on the comments so far! Candace is a Geek: I was thinking about that hovering problem myself, but apparently lots of women can hover and pee based on the comments so far!

]]> By: Candace is a Geek http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1063 Candace is a Geek Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:10:56 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1063 Fitena stole my comment, LOL! I can't hover - who the hell can pee while all tensed up like that?? So I have to mummify the seat in toilet paper. *snort* Fitena stole my comment, LOL! I can’t hover - who the hell can pee while all tensed up like that?? So I have to mummify the seat in toilet paper. *snort*

]]> By: Jackt http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1061 Jackt Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:44:12 +0000 http://suckyblog.com/2006/06/26/splish-splash.html#comment-1061 <b>Stephanie:</b> OK I just learned about this hovering thing! I didn't know you ladies had to HOVER! Give a guy a break!!! :) <b>Jodie:</b> Some of us more comfortably than others, I'm afraid to say. ;) Stephanie: OK I just learned about this hovering thing! I didn’t know you ladies had to HOVER! Give a guy a break!!! :)

Jodie: Some of us more comfortably than others, I’m afraid to say. ;)

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